What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Daudi2018-07-07 12:26:00
Iโ€™ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโ€™t say that' to 'What the heck, letโ€™s see what happens'. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคญ
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Mohamed2018-07-02 08:58:13
๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m bookmarking this for later!
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Mary Njeri2018-06-30 00:01:04
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโ€™t look, Iโ€™m changing! ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿš—
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Brian Karanja2018-06-25 06:21:16
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Chiku2018-06-13 23:57:13
๐Ÿ˜„ This is pure brilliance!
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Abdillah2018-06-07 11:41:01
I like long walks, especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Mwanahawa2018-05-29 05:58:06
๐Ÿ˜† This one really got me!
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Omari2018-05-25 12:43:26
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐Ÿ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ
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Faith Kariuki2018-05-24 23:28:24
๐Ÿ˜‚ So funny!
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Mary Njeri2018-05-17 13:18:03
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐Ÿโœ‚๏ธ
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Mwanaidi2018-05-09 19:37:26
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐Ÿ˜
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Arifa2018-04-29 15:27:02
๐Ÿ˜‚ Sharing right away!
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Shani2018-04-25 11:27:48
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿงน
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Elizabeth Mrope2018-04-21 22:38:07
I donโ€™t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†
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Masika2018-04-20 05:44:45
What do you call a can opener that doesnโ€™t work? A canโ€™t opener! ๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿšซ
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Edwin Ndambuki2018-04-02 16:35:00
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
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George Wanjala2018-03-28 13:48:25
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿงญ
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Joseph Kitine2018-03-25 20:50:32
Why donโ€™t lobsters ever share? Theyโ€™re too shellfish! ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Shani2018-03-21 16:08:39
Absolutely hilarious! Canโ€™t get enough! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Stephen Mushi2018-03-21 04:21:29
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐Ÿ•’โœˆ๏ธ