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Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:02💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why did the robber take a shower?
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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! 🚿😄

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! 🧐🚔

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Shabani2024-05-23 15:24:37
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Charles Mchome2024-05-21 02:12:21
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mary Njeri2024-05-08 11:39:30
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Patrick Kidata2024-05-06 11:24:29
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Anna Sumari2024-04-29 06:10:18
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Susan Wangari2024-04-29 02:59:09
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵
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Alice Mrema2024-04-26 03:40:09
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Samson Mahiga2024-04-23 01:37:11
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Peter Tibaijuka2024-04-22 06:20:47
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Paul Ndomba2024-04-21 16:50:09
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Rukia2024-04-19 09:57:19
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Kassim2024-04-15 14:03:30
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Patrick Mutua2024-04-14 03:59:42
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Alex Nyamweya2024-04-10 06:46:29
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Victor Kimario2024-03-26 19:26:22
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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George Tenga2024-03-24 22:43:52
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅
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Majid2024-03-17 11:05:54
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡
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Michael Mboya2024-03-16 14:44:05
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️
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Frank Macha2024-03-15 08:14:40
😂 So funny!
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Monica Adhiambo2024-03-14 01:05:47
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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