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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Irene Makena2024-05-05 15:23:04
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Brian Karanja2024-05-05 12:56:31
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Sarafina2024-04-29 13:54:53
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Rahim2024-04-24 03:21:37
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Lydia Mahiga2024-04-15 19:38:32
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖
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Mwanakhamis2024-04-06 09:12:14
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️
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David Kawawa2024-04-05 05:30:26
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔
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Rose Amukowa2024-04-05 03:31:12
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Bahati2024-04-03 22:17:19
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆
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Linda Karimi2024-04-01 15:29:31
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Joyce Mussa2024-03-22 09:31:17
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Amina2024-03-11 16:25:23
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Ramadhan2024-03-03 12:39:14
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆
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Rehema2024-03-01 03:24:03
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Elijah Mutua2024-02-27 16:57:14
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Henry Sokoine2024-02-26 17:38:29
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Hawa2024-02-19 19:03:53
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mjaka2024-02-10 09:13:15
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Nora Kidata2024-02-02 08:10:17
😁 This made my day!
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James Kimani2024-01-30 22:18:24
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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