What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:00πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! πŸ©³πŸ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! πŸ™ƒ

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Lucy Wangui2024-06-03 23:16:32
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🀯
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Neema2024-05-29 08:02:39
🀣 This one got me good!
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Joseph Njoroge2024-05-17 21:47:19
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! πŸŒ»πŸ‘‹
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Miriam Mchome2024-05-16 23:19:24
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€”πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Sarah Karani2024-05-11 00:04:49
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŒŠ
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Patrick Mutua2024-05-09 04:30:57
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Diana Mumbua2024-05-08 20:29:57
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. πŸ›οΈπŸ’‡β€β™‚οΈ
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Neema2024-05-08 03:39:27
πŸ˜… I’m still cracking up!
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Shamim2024-05-04 05:06:01
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πŸ’ΈπŸ˜­
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Margaret Mahiga2024-04-27 18:43:38
I have a degree in sarcasm. πŸŽ“πŸ˜
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Robert Ndunguru2024-04-26 14:24:45
πŸ˜„ You got me!
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Mchawi2024-04-20 15:25:16
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ€•πŸ 
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Halima2024-04-12 14:24:21
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πŸ’ΈπŸΉ
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James Kawawa2024-04-02 07:57:39
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯😜
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Mary Mrope2024-03-31 06:11:18
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'β€”I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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Martin Otieno2024-03-29 08:23:19
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? πŸ‘ πŸ€”
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Sarah Achieng2024-03-24 10:10:25
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. πŸ’»πŸ›‹οΈ
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Mwanaidi2024-03-24 04:13:49
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. πŸŽ§πŸ€”
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Janet Mwikali2024-03-19 02:56:57
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πŸͺπŸŽ‰
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Victor Sokoine2024-03-15 08:24:55
🀣 This one’s fire!