What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Michael Onyango2024-06-10 18:46:11
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πŸ“ΊπŸ”‹
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Shabani2024-06-07 11:25:30
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! πŸ¦žπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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Mwanaidha2024-06-06 02:06:31
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘©β€πŸ’Ό
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Francis Mtangi2024-06-05 00:55:12
I always give 100% at workβ€”12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... πŸ“…πŸ˜‚
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Zulekha2024-05-30 20:13:36
Running late is my cardio. πŸ•’πŸƒβ€β™€οΈ
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Arifa2024-05-15 09:40:35
πŸ˜‚ Sharing right away!
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Zakaria2024-05-14 11:31:12
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. πŸ”πŸ΄
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Martin Otieno2024-04-27 01:46:07
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! πŸ˜„
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Wande2024-04-18 08:55:42
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘©β€πŸ’Ό
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Omari2024-04-18 01:09:33
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πŸ’ΎπŸ€―
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Lucy Mahiga2024-04-17 11:11:13
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! πŸ’€πŸ˜Œ
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Mariam Hassan2024-04-06 09:31:07
🀣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Zawadi2024-04-01 07:02:43
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! πŸ‘€πŸ‘ƒ
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Victor Mwalimu2024-03-28 11:31:52
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Robert Ndunguru2024-03-03 05:10:25
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πŸͺ°πŸšΆβ€β™‚️
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Francis Mrope2024-02-28 15:22:48
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! πŸ‘πŸ¦˜
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Rose Lowassa2024-02-24 21:38:48
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. πŸ«πŸ˜‚
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Daudi2024-02-24 03:44:17
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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Anna Malela2024-02-18 21:15:06
🀣 This joke is too good!
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Rukia2024-02-16 08:40:30
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜