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What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:55💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?
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A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! 🦇😄

Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.

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Masika2024-05-18 20:52:51
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Sarafina2024-05-14 19:42:52
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️
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Mwakisu2024-05-03 18:53:30
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡
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Patrick Akech2024-04-18 20:03:01
😆 Still cracking up!
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Bakari2024-04-15 17:08:56
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Grace Majaliwa2024-04-14 04:13:17
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Francis Mtangi2024-04-13 08:28:05
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Lucy Mushi2024-04-10 21:36:09
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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John Mushi2024-04-02 01:26:10
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Edwin Ndambuki2024-03-27 18:54:26
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mwalimu2024-03-17 15:22:57
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Warda2024-03-13 13:45:05
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Maulid2024-03-09 15:29:18
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️
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Jackson Makori2024-03-05 11:20:29
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Christopher Oloo2024-02-26 06:23:06
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Sharon Kibiru2024-02-21 23:51:17
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Faith Kariuki2024-02-11 04:49:04
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️
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Kiza2024-02-07 19:37:12
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Victor Mwalimu2024-01-24 13:26:57
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile2024-01-17 12:42:17
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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