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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:10💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
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Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! ❄️🧛‍♂️

Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! ❄️🧛‍♂️😂

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James Malima2024-06-07 04:52:33
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊
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Mwanakhamis2024-06-04 08:06:18
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Amani2024-06-03 15:08:17
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Omar2024-06-02 01:24:58
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Janet Sumari2024-05-30 21:09:42
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️
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Lydia Mahiga2024-05-21 17:42:17
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Zainab2024-05-05 04:11:40
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Omari2024-05-04 00:16:36
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Sarah Mbise2024-04-30 05:40:04
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Peter Mugendi2024-04-21 02:07:45
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Victor Mwalimu2024-04-18 18:06:23
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Ruth Mtangi2024-04-14 18:18:45
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Sarafina2024-04-10 08:44:41
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mercy Atieno2024-04-05 01:33:35
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Mtumwa2024-03-19 01:11:32
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Jamal2024-03-02 06:21:35
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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David Kawawa2024-02-25 10:18:27
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Wande2024-02-21 19:47:22
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Juma2024-02-12 01:25:27
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Alice Mwikali2024-02-04 12:05:22
😆 Saving this one!
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