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What do elves learn in school?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:30💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do elves learn in school?
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Short Answer: 🧝‍♂️ Elf-abetics! 📚🎅

Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! 😉✨

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Fikiri2024-04-29 13:48:53
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️
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Mwinyi2024-04-29 03:29:18
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Kassim2024-04-26 19:29:35
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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Charles Mboje2024-03-31 01:11:49
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫
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Halimah2024-03-18 06:18:49
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅
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Agnes Sumaye2024-03-06 17:25:37
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Shani2024-02-11 16:28:59
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Abubakari2024-02-09 21:58:54
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Baraka2024-02-09 09:12:08
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Joseph Njoroge2024-02-05 05:03:19
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Stephen Kikwete2024-02-05 04:19:20
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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James Kimani2024-02-03 03:37:05
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Agnes Njeri2024-01-28 23:55:34
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Rose Waithera2024-01-23 01:38:55
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Nasra2024-01-06 03:42:15
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Halima2024-01-04 12:09:11
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Peter Mbise2023-12-26 05:45:50
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Yusra2023-12-24 13:56:21
😄 You got me!
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Rubea2023-12-18 22:58:16
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Edward Chepkoech2023-12-18 01:08:14
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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