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What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:29💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What dies but never lives?
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What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

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Anna Malela2024-07-02 07:42:17
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️
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Rose Kiwanga2024-07-01 00:37:46
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️
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Edith Cherotich2024-06-21 11:09:25
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼
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Hekima2024-06-12 21:43:32
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Fatuma2024-06-09 02:57:35
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Agnes Lowassa2024-06-05 08:37:54
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Warda2024-05-17 05:11:09
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Grace Mligo2024-05-15 05:45:38
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Betty Cheruiyot2024-05-13 19:06:19
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Aziza2024-05-10 02:29:07
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Victor Malima2024-05-09 06:37:48
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mary Kendi2024-04-30 17:27:02
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Stephen Kangethe2024-04-29 18:45:27
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Azima2024-04-24 13:57:21
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️
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Habiba2024-04-17 03:20:25
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Lucy Kimotho2024-04-08 14:08:02
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Stephen Kikwete2024-03-25 08:23:16
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Jane Malecela2024-03-19 14:30:06
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Nyota2024-03-18 10:48:01
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Mazrui2024-03-14 15:03:38
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅
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