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Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:56💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
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Short Answer: 🕰️ The cafeteria clock was always behind because it was on a perpetual lunch break! 🍔😄

Explanation: The humorous explanation behind the cafeteria clock always being behind is that it simply couldn't keep up with the fast-paced lunchtime demands. Just like how we sometimes feel like time slows down during lunch breaks, the clock decided to take a permanent break too! Its love for food and relaxation got the best of it, making it perpetually lag behind the actual time. 🕰️😋

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Elijah Mutua2019-03-11 11:33:42
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Makame2019-02-20 13:21:13
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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James Malima2019-02-19 02:09:02
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Esther Cheruiyot2019-02-12 13:11:33
😁 This made my day!
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Joyce Aoko2019-02-09 21:25:51
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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James Kimani2019-02-07 22:08:23
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Kassim2019-02-07 12:00:45
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Abdullah2019-02-03 00:26:56
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Kheri2019-01-27 06:36:34
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mwanais2019-01-24 21:19:37
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Victor Sokoine2019-01-21 00:08:14
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️
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Janet Sumaye2019-01-16 01:10:46
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Benjamin Kibicho2019-01-05 07:05:10
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️
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Esther Cheruiyot2019-01-05 01:32:56
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Tabu2018-12-31 05:18:28
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Amina2018-12-27 19:40:39
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Wande2018-12-17 02:15:58
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Carol Nyakio2018-12-15 18:19:24
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️
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Salma2018-12-15 10:43:54
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Jane Malecela2018-12-08 01:35:13
😆 That punchline!
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