Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:54πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! πŸ¦†πŸ˜„

Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🀭🌬️

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Amina2019-04-01 23:38:55
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! πŸ₯«πŸš«
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Stephen Malecela2019-03-31 16:12:22
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mazrui2019-03-06 12:50:22
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. β˜•πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ
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Mwafirika2019-02-07 01:43:58
πŸ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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David Musyoka2019-02-05 18:21:22
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. πŸ“…πŸ˜†
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Francis Njeru2019-02-05 04:00:07
πŸ˜† Saving this one!
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Mercy Atieno2019-01-20 08:08:06
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Majid2019-01-18 20:54:55
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! πŸ’€πŸ›‹οΈ
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Umi2019-01-18 16:14:43
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! πŸ‘»πŸ˜œ
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Jacob Kiplangat2019-01-17 22:42:06
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! πŸ”πŸ₯—
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Kheri2019-01-07 22:59:30
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€­
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Bakari2018-12-23 04:18:10
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! πŸ›πŸ€£
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Hassan2018-12-16 08:33:10
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Bahati2018-12-16 07:02:55
🀣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Esther Nyambura2018-12-13 14:12:20
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Neema2018-11-25 09:20:28
This joke deserves an award! πŸ†
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Leila2018-11-24 21:40:32
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. πŸ”‘πŸ§Š
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Ann Wambui2018-11-20 19:58:56
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Susan Wangari2018-11-05 00:56:06
πŸ˜‚ I need to save this one forever!
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Henry Sokoine2018-10-27 04:08:18
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ©πŸ˜‚