Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! πŸšΏπŸ˜„

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! πŸ§πŸš”

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Kevin Maina2019-04-26 19:17:27
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. πŸ“šπŸ˜†
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Irene Makena2019-04-09 04:10:25
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. πŸ’πŸ˜†
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Monica Lissu2019-04-08 06:06:42
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ”πŸ˜†
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Samuel Omondi2019-03-31 18:23:44
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. πŸ˜΄πŸ›οΈ
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Rose Lowassa2019-03-16 19:20:14
πŸ˜† I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Bakari2019-03-15 18:10:30
This just made my coffee break so much better! β˜•πŸ˜†
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Elijah Mutua2019-03-06 06:32:03
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Sometimes I drink waterβ€”just to surprise my liver. πŸ₯€πŸ˜‚
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Betty Kimaro2019-02-18 10:55:33
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. πŸ₯ƒπŸΉ
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Agnes Njeri2019-02-15 18:43:30
I can’t believe how funny this is! πŸ˜‚
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Joseph Njoroge2019-02-03 06:11:57
πŸ˜„ You got me good!
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Charles Wafula2019-01-30 21:07:50
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! πŸ’΅β„οΈ
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Elizabeth Malima2019-01-23 15:08:14
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! πŸ†πŸ‘€
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Sarah Mbise2019-01-23 07:48:59
This one really got me, what a punchline! πŸ˜†
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Leila2019-01-22 10:48:18
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. πŸ§ΉπŸ˜†
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? πŸš—πŸ˜ 
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Irene Makena2018-12-30 04:19:22
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