What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Anna Sumari2019-05-09 22:14:27
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️
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James Kawawa2019-05-08 07:31:28
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Samson Mahiga2019-05-06 15:02:28
😂 Sharing right away!
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Patrick Akech2019-05-05 10:04:28
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Mercy Atieno2019-04-19 21:02:17
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Warda2019-04-11 08:07:07
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅
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James Kimani2019-04-07 00:23:34
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mwafirika2019-04-05 15:44:24
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Jabir2019-03-31 07:08:08
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Patrick Akech2019-03-30 19:03:01
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Joseph Mallya2019-03-11 19:41:15
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Baraka2019-03-08 02:21:13
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Peter Mwambui2019-02-27 11:16:12
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣
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Janet Sumaye2019-02-17 22:44:07
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫
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Dorothy Nkya2019-02-01 00:33:14
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Azima2019-01-22 23:02:23
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Charles Mrope2019-01-19 00:46:56
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Brian Karanja2019-01-17 02:29:31
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Robert Ndunguru2019-01-15 12:48:58
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Muslima2019-01-11 23:14:44
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡