Whatโ€™s a cannibalโ€™s favorite sport?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Philip Nyaga2019-04-22 09:53:04
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšง
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Martin Otieno2019-04-18 13:38:01
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿ˜ด
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Azima2019-04-05 02:13:16
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐Ÿช‚๐Ÿคฃ
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Mariam Kawawa2019-04-01 05:39:17
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐Ÿ˜„
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Biashara2019-03-27 14:03:06
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช
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Azima2019-03-19 02:02:49
You know youโ€™re an adult when you get excited about things like โ€˜cleaning supplies.โ€™ ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ›’
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Janet Sumari2019-03-18 03:17:16
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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Dorothy Nkya2019-03-14 11:57:17
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ’ต
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Lucy Kimotho2019-03-12 11:44:58
Classic! Iโ€™m still laughing! ๐Ÿ˜„
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Edwin Ndambuki2019-03-08 11:43:04
Iโ€™m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜‚
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Khalifa2019-03-04 11:13:18
I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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Victor Mwalimu2019-02-23 19:41:50
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿงน
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Charles Wafula2019-02-22 16:21:57
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ‘“
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Janet Sumari2019-02-21 01:01:43
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณโœ๏ธ
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Mwanaisha2019-02-06 07:35:41
Iโ€™m still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Carol Nyakio2019-01-23 02:29:19
Itโ€™s okay if you donโ€™t like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Peter Tibaijuka2019-01-22 04:07:14
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜†
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Moses Kipkemboi2019-01-20 17:43:15
Sorry, I canโ€™t come to the phone right now. Iโ€™m busy being fabulous. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Fadhila2019-01-19 06:52:41
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Alice Mrema2019-01-15 10:49:11
I don't sweatโ€”I sparkle! โœจ๐Ÿ˜