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What do elves learn in school?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:30💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do elves learn in school?
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Short Answer: 🧝‍♂️ Elf-abetics! 📚🎅

Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! 😉✨

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Peter Mbise2018-08-08 17:05:11
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Agnes Sumaye2018-07-25 09:52:24
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Victor Kimario2018-07-16 12:53:29
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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Patrick Mutua2018-07-12 16:31:19
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Shani2018-07-01 17:11:45
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Sofia2018-07-01 10:53:18
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mchawi2018-07-01 06:36:47
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mchuma2018-06-18 06:20:17
😆 That punchline!
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Kiza2018-06-14 09:36:45
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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Mwachumu2018-06-11 20:19:40
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Salima2018-06-05 04:07:13
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Betty Akinyi2018-05-29 22:24:54
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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David Chacha2018-05-29 00:22:02
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼
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George Ndungu2018-05-20 07:40:13
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Jane Muthui2018-05-14 16:54:52
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Muslima2018-05-02 14:25:28
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Amir2018-04-19 17:15:16
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Irene Akoth2018-04-16 23:48:07
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️
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Betty Cheruiyot2018-04-10 12:38:43
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Alice Jebet2018-04-05 09:15:38
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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