What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! πŸ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! πŸ˜„πŸ”‹

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Jacob Kiplangat2019-01-19 21:53:25
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! πŸ›—πŸ€”
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Jafari2019-01-18 09:26:37
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! πŸŒπŸ€’
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Joseph Njoroge2019-01-17 03:25:55
πŸ˜† Still cracking up!
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Diana Mallya2018-12-29 21:30:24
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Alex Nyamweya2018-12-24 06:18:25
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! πŸ„πŸŽ₯
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Rabia2018-11-27 20:54:17
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. πŸ˜‚πŸ†
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2018-11-26 08:48:53
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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Aziza2018-11-18 21:20:43
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸŒΎ
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Ali2018-11-15 03:24:21
πŸ˜† I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Ruth Mtangi2018-11-14 22:23:16
I don’t suffer from insanityβ€”I enjoy every minute of it. πŸ€ͺ⏳
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Francis Njeru2018-10-25 20:23:35
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! πŸ»β€β„οΈπŸ 
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Jamila2018-10-22 21:03:00
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. πŸ›³οΈπŸ’¦
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Charles Wafula2018-10-19 20:09:56
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜†
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Jackson Makori2018-10-13 07:02:57
πŸ˜… I needed that laugh!
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Abubakar2018-10-02 17:07:33
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! πŸ‘»πŸ˜œ
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Alex Nakitare2018-09-29 20:04:49
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ₯ͺπŸ’‘
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Hawa2018-09-26 22:26:31
πŸ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Catherine Mkumbo2018-09-20 23:29:13
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Robert Ndunguru2018-09-17 17:39:28
🀣 This one got me good!
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Grace Mligo2018-09-08 15:27:03
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βœοΈπŸ“