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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:27💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
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Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! 🦃🏨

Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.

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Halima2018-12-16 10:18:50
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
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Alex Nyamweya2018-12-10 11:41:37
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Josephine2018-12-08 20:40:33
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Francis Mtangi2018-12-05 12:43:46
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Khatib2018-11-27 21:18:56
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Nchi2018-11-21 10:10:24
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Mwanakhamis2018-11-17 11:24:39
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Lydia Wanyama2018-11-09 02:58:38
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Nora Kidata2018-11-08 11:56:53
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Furaha2018-10-22 08:36:16
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖
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Latifa2018-10-13 21:53:59
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Faith Kariuki2018-10-12 11:24:44
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Moses Kipkemboi2018-10-05 07:10:03
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Alice Mwikali2018-10-02 02:30:08
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️
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Zakaria2018-09-29 18:42:27
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Nora Lowassa2018-09-27 00:45:15
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️
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Jafari2018-09-15 21:49:21
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Alex Nakitare2018-09-15 11:09:57
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Amir2018-09-11 17:04:20
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊
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Shani2018-08-23 20:15:34
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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