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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️ A nutty love letter! 💌🥜

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜

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Masika2018-10-05 03:54:39
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Tambwe2018-10-03 01:33:01
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Philip Nyaga2018-09-24 19:19:33
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Jamal2018-09-23 01:08:31
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Samson Tibaijuka2018-09-19 10:05:14
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Sultan2018-09-18 10:47:35
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Lucy Kimotho2018-09-12 23:47:38
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Sarah Achieng2018-08-29 10:18:25
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Frank Macha2018-08-23 07:08:47
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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George Mallya2018-08-14 11:36:12
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Baridi2018-08-14 01:55:35
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️
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Mercy Atieno2018-08-07 20:00:31
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Rukia2018-08-06 22:31:24
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Kenneth Murithi2018-08-04 23:10:26
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Alice Wanjiru2018-08-01 04:38:32
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Anna Sumari2018-07-30 16:03:38
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Stephen Mushi2018-07-30 04:24:57
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Sultan2018-07-26 13:59:05
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Baridi2018-07-21 21:24:19
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Elizabeth Mrema2018-07-14 03:12:20
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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