What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:26πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! πŸ₯•πŸ₯•

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? πŸ₯•πŸ˜„

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Sultan2018-09-21 17:20:42
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🀐
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Joseph Kiwanga2018-09-18 23:51:51
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πŸΈπŸ’»
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Mgeni2018-09-16 06:38:44
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Husna2018-09-08 18:44:24
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. πŸ’€πŸ₯‹
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Jaffar2018-08-31 10:55:46
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! πŸ’΅β„οΈ
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Rose Amukowa2018-08-28 04:56:09
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! πŸ•°οΈπŸ›‹οΈ
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Patrick Mutua2018-08-18 00:11:31
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! πŸ¦†πŸ’΅
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Mary Mrope2018-08-11 18:00:34
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘₯
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Rose Mwinuka2018-07-30 06:41:25
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Martin Otieno2018-07-22 01:00:50
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. πŸ“±πŸ˜†
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Mustafa2018-07-21 14:38:29
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. πŸŸπŸ•
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Mgeni2018-07-18 20:47:29
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. πŸ”‘πŸ§Š
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Sarah Achieng2018-07-08 12:37:21
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βš›οΈπŸ€“
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Stephen Malecela2018-07-07 11:10:36
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯😜
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Edward Chepkoech2018-07-06 01:36:32
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. πŸΈπŸ˜‚
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Robert Okello2018-07-01 13:51:08
πŸ˜‚ Sharing right away!
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Fatuma2018-07-01 07:12:09
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! πŸ•°οΈπŸΎ
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Jafari2018-06-22 15:25:20
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. πŸ©³πŸ˜‚
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Catherine Naliaka2018-06-20 10:48:25
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ§€πŸŒ™
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Shamsa2018-06-14 10:18:08
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭