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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Agnes Sumaye2018-11-11 06:38:43
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Fadhila2018-10-25 09:24:48
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Faiza2018-10-14 06:17:14
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Victor Mwalimu2018-10-03 23:01:52
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖
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Philip Nyaga2018-09-27 03:27:46
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Stephen Amollo2018-09-24 01:10:28
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Janet Sumaye2018-09-23 23:39:55
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwagonda2018-09-20 10:55:21
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Azima2018-09-20 09:59:52
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️
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Yahya2018-09-14 16:40:42
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Stephen Malecela2018-09-13 11:13:41
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Khadija2018-09-12 02:23:41
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Muslima2018-09-08 05:19:41
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚
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Moses Mwita2018-08-28 00:17:20
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Paul Ndomba2018-08-22 12:26:14
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Emily Chepngeno2018-08-22 00:16:12
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Kevin Maina2018-08-21 09:53:55
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Patrick Mutua2018-08-18 21:40:51
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Jane Muthui2018-08-17 14:07:53
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Khatib2018-08-17 02:04:59
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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