Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:56πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: πŸ•°οΈ The cafeteria clock was always behind because it was on a perpetual lunch break! πŸ”πŸ˜„

Explanation: The humorous explanation behind the cafeteria clock always being behind is that it simply couldn't keep up with the fast-paced lunchtime demands. Just like how we sometimes feel like time slows down during lunch breaks, the clock decided to take a permanent break too! Its love for food and relaxation got the best of it, making it perpetually lag behind the actual time. πŸ•°οΈπŸ˜‹

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