Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:54πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! πŸ¦†πŸ˜„

Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🀭🌬️

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Stephen Malecela2019-07-22 01:34:38
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ“
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Philip Nyaga2019-07-19 17:24:41
I’ve got to remember this one for later! πŸ˜†
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Benjamin Kibicho2019-07-18 03:42:55
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Amani2019-07-07 02:24:23
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! πŸš—πŸ₯š
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Ali2019-07-04 19:50:47
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! πŸ¦‘πŸ˜‚
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Peter Tibaijuka2019-07-03 23:13:02
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. πŸ›οΈπŸ˜΄
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Salima2019-07-03 20:34:34
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πŸͺ°πŸšΆβ€β™‚️
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Rahim2019-06-30 04:08:57
😁 This made my day!
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Maida2019-06-26 19:13:22
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β›³πŸ‘–
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Mzee2019-06-25 07:55:19
πŸ˜„ What a joke!
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David Chacha2019-06-17 06:54:10
πŸ˜… I needed that!
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Sharon Kibiru2019-06-02 14:40:03
The best part of going to work is coming back home. πŸ‘πŸ’Ό
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Biashara2019-06-01 07:24:03
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ›οΈπŸ§Œ
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Henry Mollel2019-05-23 01:01:05
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. πŸ“žπŸ˜Ž
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Henry Mollel2019-05-19 17:46:54
πŸ˜„ I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Khalifa2019-05-05 00:04:01
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βœοΈπŸ’°
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Zawadi2019-05-03 01:22:59
This joke just turned my whole mood around! πŸ˜ƒ
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Rukia2019-04-16 17:23:52
I don’t suffer from insanityβ€”I enjoy every minute of it. πŸ€ͺ⏳
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Binti2019-04-15 18:37:41
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! πŸ˜†
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Mgeni2019-04-11 11:48:04
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! πŸœπŸ’‰