Why did the skeleton cross the road?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:03πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! πŸ”πŸ’€

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.

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Saidi2019-10-27 13:21:25
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. πŸŽ§πŸ€”
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Joseph Kiwanga2019-10-03 04:40:32
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ”πŸ“
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Josephine Nekesa2019-10-01 06:35:00
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Grace Mligo2019-09-27 16:13:36
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°πŸ’”
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Diana Mumbua2019-09-25 09:44:09
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! πŸ“°πŸ–€
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Frank Macha2019-09-21 23:38:43
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! πŸ’€πŸ˜΄
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Tambwe2019-09-21 07:42:45
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. πŸ˜œπŸ’¬
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Nassor2019-09-12 21:59:38
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. πŸ’΅πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ
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Alice Mwikali2019-09-03 03:30:23
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Agnes Njeri2019-09-01 15:57:03
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! πŸ„πŸ¦Ά
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Mwanaidi2019-08-24 03:26:09
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. πŸ«πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ
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Jane Muthoni2019-08-21 11:03:15
🀣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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George Ndungu2019-08-18 02:35:02
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž
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Agnes Lowassa2019-08-17 03:01:07
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. πŸ€”
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Sumaya2019-08-14 13:58:17
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. πŸ’„πŸ˜œ
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Monica Adhiambo2019-08-13 16:17:34
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! πŸ¦¨βš–οΈ
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Rukia2019-08-10 15:46:13
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. πŸ“…πŸ˜†
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David Ochieng2019-08-09 00:11:17
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πŸ’ΈπŸΉ
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Mercy Atieno2019-07-27 15:03:43
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! πŸ†πŸ‘€
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Joyce Aoko2019-07-26 22:04:32
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πŸΈπŸ’»