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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:14💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: The leek! 🚣‍♂️🌿

Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! 😄

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I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

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My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

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I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

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What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

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I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

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What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

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This is pure comedy gold! 😄

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

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I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

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I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

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I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

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What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

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In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

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