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Which bus crossed the ocean?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:12💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Which bus crossed the ocean?
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Q: Which bus crossed the ocean? 🌊🚌 A: The hippopota-"bus"! 🦛🚌

Explanation: The joke plays on the word "bus" by incorporating a pun with the word "hippopotamus." By combining the words, we create a playful image of a hippopotamus driving a bus across the ocean, which is quite absurd and humorous. The use of the 🌊 emoji represents the ocean, while the 🦛 emoji represents the hippopotamus, adding a fun visual element to the joke.

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Wande2019-02-15 13:41:59
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Majid2019-02-07 06:36:27
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️
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Peter Mwambui2019-02-01 02:02:03
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Edward Chepkoech2019-02-01 00:24:53
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆
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Salum2019-01-23 09:10:02
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Sharon Kibiru2019-01-06 09:41:20
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Victor Mwalimu2019-01-06 08:00:23
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️
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Warda2018-12-20 12:49:43
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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David Kawawa2018-12-19 23:03:42
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Frank Sokoine2018-12-17 06:06:18
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Hashim2018-11-26 05:46:31
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Francis Mrope2018-11-23 15:38:40
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Maida2018-11-23 02:09:07
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mary Mrope2018-11-21 15:06:19
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Sarah Mbise2018-11-20 01:27:32
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Maida2018-11-14 22:32:13
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Rehema2018-11-11 23:12:37
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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James Kawawa2018-11-10 20:01:57
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫
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Emily Chepngeno2018-11-09 12:03:04
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Ali2018-11-05 12:24:43
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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