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What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:00💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What has two legs but can’t walk?
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! 🩳😄

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! 🙃

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Arifa2019-04-28 07:05:59
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Esther Cheruiyot2019-04-19 14:01:08
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Grace Njuguna2019-04-18 05:09:18
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mwafirika2019-04-10 20:50:08
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Charles Mboje2019-04-02 16:56:58
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Sharifa2019-03-22 11:56:06
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Patrick Akech2019-03-13 08:56:51
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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James Kawawa2019-03-08 01:07:08
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Esther Nyambura2019-02-19 21:49:06
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Diana Mumbua2019-02-14 13:03:44
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mustafa2019-02-11 03:38:57
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mgeni2019-02-08 15:09:26
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Kenneth Murithi2019-01-19 01:25:42
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Nora Lowassa2019-01-17 06:11:51
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Monica Lissu2019-01-11 22:02:28
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️
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Baridi2019-01-06 10:32:55
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Vincent Mwangangi2019-01-04 06:30:25
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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James Malima2019-01-03 02:04:39
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Baridi2018-12-28 15:25:17
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬
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Sharon Kibiru2018-12-21 06:01:30
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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