What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Abubakar2019-08-18 21:58:09
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Ali2019-08-10 12:58:54
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️
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Peter Mugendi2019-08-10 11:56:15
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Elizabeth Malima2019-08-04 23:54:52
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Jafari2019-08-03 11:13:05
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fatuma2019-07-31 19:04:16
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Andrew Odhiambo2019-07-23 02:10:13
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Violet Mumo2019-07-22 20:25:00
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Rose Kiwanga2019-07-07 18:21:36
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Joseph Kawawa2019-07-06 11:43:02
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Fatuma2019-07-02 02:53:48
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Halima2019-06-21 16:42:03
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Joyce Aoko2019-06-19 05:06:55
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️
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Anna Mchome2019-06-15 12:59:34
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Shabani2019-06-12 16:22:11
😆 Saving this one!
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Mwagonda2019-06-05 00:06:13
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️
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Joyce Mussa2019-05-31 05:59:44
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Paul Kamau2019-05-23 05:25:04
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅
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Chris Okello2019-05-15 10:13:18
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Issack2019-05-14 05:38:58
I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨