What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Ibrahim2019-10-21 14:32:44
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! β›„πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ
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Paul Kamau2019-10-07 03:22:05
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. πŸŽ§πŸ€”
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Maneno2019-09-28 20:28:51
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πŸͺ‘βœ‹
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Khatib2019-09-24 00:00:52
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. πŸš‰πŸ€”
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Mercy Atieno2019-09-20 01:30:15
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. πŸ˜‘πŸ“…
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Sarah Karani2019-08-17 20:28:13
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. πŸ“šβœοΈ
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Alice Jebet2019-08-16 00:08:50
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! πŸ§¦β›³
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Sometimes I drink waterβ€”just to surprise my liver. πŸ₯€πŸ˜‚
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Husna2019-08-05 01:52:48
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–
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Peter Mbise2019-07-26 17:31:59
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Mohamed2019-07-22 23:52:16
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. πŸ˜΄πŸ’€
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Latifa2019-07-11 12:45:54
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚
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Dorothy Majaliwa2019-07-08 09:21:31
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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Mzee2019-06-21 07:53:50
My brain has too many tabs open. πŸ’»πŸ§ 
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Nora Kidata2019-06-16 08:13:31
🀣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Janet Sumari2019-06-15 19:27:45
πŸ˜† Rolling on the floor!
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Mary Kendi2019-06-07 02:53:15
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! πŸ–₯οΈπŸ€’
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Nasra2019-05-29 07:40:33
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. β˜•β€οΈ
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Mhina2019-05-24 08:37:51
πŸ˜„ Too good!
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Frank Macha2019-05-12 02:13:06
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. πŸ˜‚β³