What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:11πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: He got twelve months!

Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! πŸ€£πŸ“†

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Victor Kimario2019-06-12 04:42:35
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. πŸ˜΄πŸ’€
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John Lissu2019-06-09 08:24:02
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌢️🀭
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Zawadi2019-06-01 07:09:26
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! πŸ›—πŸ€”
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Ruth Wanjiku2019-05-28 10:15:45
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Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! πŸ¨πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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Rahim2019-05-11 09:25:09
πŸ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Lucy Kimotho2019-05-05 13:52:04
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Juma2019-05-04 11:59:38
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! βž•πŸ€¨
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Nancy Komba2019-04-26 03:53:17
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Victor Kamau2019-04-11 21:16:51
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. β³πŸ™ƒ
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Rose Lowassa2019-04-09 00:16:45
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπŸ”
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Bakari2019-04-07 10:47:38
πŸ˜„ I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Richard Mulwa2019-03-31 13:03:24
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πŸͺπŸ₯
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Vincent Mwangangi2019-03-22 08:09:25
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πŸ‹πŸ‘οΈ
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Alice Jebet2019-03-20 03:18:48
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. πŸ§β€β™€οΈπŸ”΅
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Betty Kimaro2019-02-22 12:38:32
πŸ˜† I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Raphael Okoth2019-02-14 01:02:06
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. πŸ›οΈπŸ’­
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Mwajuma2019-01-29 14:00:20
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€
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Elizabeth Mtei2019-01-27 05:31:42
I didn’t see that punchline comingβ€”hilarious! 🀣