What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:10πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! β„οΈπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ

Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! β„οΈπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

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John Lissu2018-12-06 14:39:22
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Ann Wambui2018-11-28 15:58:57
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! β›„πŸš
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Alice Wanjiru2018-11-26 16:06:30
😁 This just made my day!
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Mwachumu2018-11-26 07:12:52
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ”
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Moses Mwita2018-11-25 01:08:32
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜†
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George Wanjala2018-11-07 07:50:12
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Kenneth Murithi2018-11-02 09:20:44
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Khadija2018-10-20 06:31:11
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Mwalimu2018-10-15 02:23:31
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ“š
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Charles Mchome2018-10-14 00:39:21
I run like the winded. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨
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Alice Jebet2018-10-01 05:18:21
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Mwanahawa2018-09-24 19:22:20
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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Bernard Oduor2018-09-02 19:25:56
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! πŸ’‘πŸ’”
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Alex Nyamweya2018-09-01 08:44:00
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. πŸ€”
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Alex Nakitare2018-08-28 14:53:12
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“œ
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Sarah Achieng2018-08-20 21:38:32
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🀣
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Bahati2018-08-08 11:14:18
πŸ˜† Still cracking up!
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Sultan2018-07-27 17:29:09
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. πŸ‘πŸ™ƒ
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Ruth Wanjiku2018-07-20 07:14:07
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πŸͺπŸŽ‰
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Joyce Nkya2018-07-15 15:04:44
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! πŸŒ½πŸ‘‚