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What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:09💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! 🧛‍♂️🧄🍆

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! 😄🌙

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Mercy Atieno2019-08-18 12:37:46
😄 What a joke!
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Carol Nyakio2019-08-11 06:52:00
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔
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Mercy Atieno2019-08-03 05:03:12
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mwanakhamis2019-07-30 21:26:15
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Anna Kibwana2019-07-19 07:52:27
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Janet Mbithe2019-07-18 13:49:20
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Abdillah2019-07-16 01:54:55
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Paul Ndomba2019-07-03 17:07:59
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Robert Ndunguru2019-06-17 14:19:50
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Rose Waithera2019-06-01 05:03:49
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Sharon Kibiru2019-05-29 20:54:40
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Samuel Omondi2019-05-26 22:29:12
😅 I needed that!
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Aziza2019-05-16 21:51:03
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️
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Nancy Kawawa2019-05-14 13:48:38
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Zuhura2019-05-13 23:37:12
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Amina2019-05-12 05:11:23
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Grace Minja2019-05-12 04:40:39
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Jafari2019-04-18 06:54:59
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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Farida2019-04-17 14:39:45
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Sekela2019-04-16 11:31:44
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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