What do you call a pig that does karate?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:33πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop!

Explanation: πŸ₯‹πŸ· In this funny riddle, the answer plays on the word "chop." Normally, a pork chop is a cut of meat from a pig. But in this case, we're imagining a pig that practices karate, so we humorously reinterpret the term "pork chop" as a karate-kicking pig. 🐽πŸ’₯ It's a playful twist that combines the pig's nature with a martial arts reference, resulting in a lighthearted and amusing response.

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Mwinyi2019-06-28 14:12:21
This joke deserves an award! πŸ†
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Omari2019-06-20 10:32:49
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ˜–πŸ›‹οΈ
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Latifa2019-06-04 10:06:57
πŸ˜† Totally hilarious!
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I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–
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Jaffar2019-05-22 22:42:01
πŸ˜† That punchline!
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Diana Mumbua2019-04-21 21:57:03
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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Victor Mwalimu2019-04-21 03:57:44
πŸ˜… I needed that!
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Safiya2019-04-02 22:44:08
🀣 This joke just made my whole day!
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