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What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:30💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?
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Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❤️"

Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.

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Janet Mbithe2019-03-29 16:17:33
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Grace Njuguna2019-03-23 01:15:10
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Zulekha2019-03-20 08:56:09
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Sumaya2019-03-19 04:02:44
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Chum2019-02-26 16:54:22
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Shamim2019-02-25 18:03:39
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Shamim2019-02-23 07:20:34
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mwachumu2019-02-21 20:45:05
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Raphael Okoth2019-02-21 11:36:10
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Anna Kibwana2019-02-08 00:17:54
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Khalifa2019-02-05 21:22:02
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Monica Lissu2019-02-04 07:47:45
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️
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Stephen Kikwete2019-01-31 15:42:42
😅 I needed that laugh!
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James Mduma2019-01-21 08:05:57
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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Margaret Anyango2019-01-10 06:27:56
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Elizabeth Malima2018-12-14 01:35:59
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Ibrahim2018-12-09 14:24:08
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Patrick Akech2018-12-04 12:44:27
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Victor Malima2018-12-01 23:13:45
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Philip Nyaga2018-11-29 11:19:56
😆 That punchline!
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