What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! πŸ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! πŸ˜„πŸ”‹

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Habiba2019-03-16 16:16:37
πŸ˜‚ Can't stop laughing!
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Diana Mallya2019-03-12 06:53:05
🀣 This joke is too good!
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Jackson Makori2019-03-06 19:08:34
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘Ά
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Jaffar2019-03-04 22:14:30
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. πŸ™„πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό
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Amina2019-03-02 18:04:54
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Patrick Mutua2019-02-27 11:10:46
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. πŸ—£οΈπŸ’­
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Biashara2019-02-27 07:50:48
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. πŸ‹πŸ˜‚
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Ahmed2019-02-26 05:50:58
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πŸͺ°πŸšΆβ€β™‚️
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Grace Njuguna2019-02-25 15:33:58
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Arifa2019-02-23 06:35:33
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβ€”it fixes everything. πŸ·πŸ˜‚
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Grace Majaliwa2019-02-18 06:58:17
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! πŸ˜‚
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Esther Nyambura2019-02-13 15:16:37
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. πŸ“±πŸ’Ό
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Emily Chepngeno2019-02-12 20:57:31
πŸ˜‚ Sharing right away!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2019-02-08 11:36:35
πŸ˜„ Too good!
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Nyota2019-02-08 03:20:26
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! πŸ“±πŸ‘“
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Mwanaisha2019-02-02 16:27:40
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. πŸ©πŸ™ƒ
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Rose Waithera2019-02-01 13:15:45
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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David Musyoka2019-01-28 01:04:18
Sometimes I drink waterβ€”just to surprise my liver. πŸ₯€πŸ˜‚
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Moses Mwita2019-01-23 01:27:03
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. πŸ’‘πŸ€£
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Hashim2019-01-21 13:43:58
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. πŸ“πŸ€―