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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:27💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
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Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! 🦃🏨

Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.

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Peter Mbise2019-04-20 17:16:50
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Amir2019-04-19 12:38:06
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️
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Betty Cheruiyot2019-04-16 12:39:19
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Stephen Kangethe2019-03-30 15:53:37
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Martin Otieno2019-03-28 02:58:47
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Zuhura2019-03-21 23:55:17
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Raphael Okoth2019-02-23 20:36:49
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Linda Karimi2019-02-23 12:02:49
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Sarah Mbise2019-02-19 14:22:12
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Samson Tibaijuka2019-02-19 00:39:49
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Khalifa2019-02-10 01:38:46
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Abdullah2019-02-04 17:00:03
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Janet Sumari2019-01-30 02:54:47
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Wande2019-01-22 11:31:32
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mwagonda2019-01-22 06:41:03
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Michael Mboya2019-01-20 11:50:01
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Mgeni2019-01-19 05:35:53
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Rabia2019-01-05 21:23:55
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Grace Minja2019-01-04 14:13:16
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Nchi2018-12-17 07:36:46
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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