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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
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Short Answer: Stick with me, and we'll go places! 💌💨

Explanation: The stamp is making a pun by using the phrase "stick with me" as a play on words. Usually, stamps are stuck onto envelopes, but here the stamp is suggesting that if the envelope sticks with it, they will both travel to different places together. The use of the emoji adds a playful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Hawa2019-03-07 17:19:42
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Christopher Oloo2019-03-02 23:18:16
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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John Malisa2019-02-25 19:32:18
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mariam Kawawa2019-02-14 10:58:59
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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David Chacha2019-02-13 19:47:07
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵
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Edwin Ndambuki2019-02-11 19:41:09
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Ndoto2019-02-10 12:22:31
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Ibrahim2019-01-19 09:27:53
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Ali2019-01-15 16:13:27
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Tabitha Okumu2019-01-04 00:17:04
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Amani2018-12-29 02:03:38
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Sarafina2018-12-20 21:12:50
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Rashid2018-12-19 23:06:18
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Stephen Mushi2018-12-17 18:46:35
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Faiza2018-12-12 01:59:44
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎
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Peter Tibaijuka2018-12-10 13:49:41
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Kijakazi2018-12-07 08:17:53
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Ann Awino2018-12-03 03:05:43
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Rehema2018-11-19 08:32:45
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Nassor2018-11-13 08:34:36
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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