What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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James Malima2019-04-29 13:57:47
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. πŸ’‘πŸ˜Ž
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Victor Mwalimu2019-04-17 22:33:43
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Salum2019-04-02 22:47:58
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! πŸŒΏπŸ˜‚
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Issack2019-04-01 01:11:59
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! πŸͺƒπŸŒΏ
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Mwajuma2019-03-22 15:18:10
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜†
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Ibrahim2019-02-23 08:38:41
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! πŸ‘ βš½
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Monica Adhiambo2019-02-13 17:08:22
I can’t believe how funny this is! πŸ˜‚
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Samuel Omondi2019-02-11 11:44:55
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. πŸ™ˆπŸ˜œ
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Salima2019-02-06 13:40:07
🀣 This one got me good!
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Paul Kamau2019-01-25 14:41:12
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. πŸ¦žπŸ•
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Aziza2019-01-25 02:55:34
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! πŸ”οΈβ„οΈ
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Mhina2019-01-21 22:46:42
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β›³βœοΈ
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Anna Sumari2019-01-20 02:44:47
πŸ˜† Totally hilarious!
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Zakaria2019-01-18 16:35:08
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. πŸ˜‘πŸ›Œ
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Ruth Mtangi2019-01-17 20:32:09
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🀨
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Monica Nyalandu2018-12-27 22:23:12
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. πŸ•°οΈπŸ˜΄
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Mhina2018-12-26 12:30:20
πŸ˜‚ I’m saving this one!
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Catherine Naliaka2018-12-22 13:18:26
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πŸͺ‚πŸŒ
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Mwinyi2018-12-21 04:39:22
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! πŸ˜„
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Zulekha2018-12-21 01:28:03
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β›³πŸ‘–