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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:26💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄

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Hamida2018-12-31 01:40:13

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Mjaka2018-12-21 13:35:22

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Alex Nyamweya2018-12-20 11:41:07

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Wande2018-12-20 06:56:34

Thanks Ackyshine

Peter Otieno2018-12-15 11:46:46

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Josephine Nduta2018-12-08 21:56:00

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mwanajuma2018-12-08 04:27:48

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Nassar2018-11-29 09:28:13

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Zainab2018-11-25 12:22:57

😄 What a joke!

Latifa2018-11-22 05:19:41

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Paul Ndomba2018-11-13 14:03:07

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Hekima2018-11-09 05:44:02

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mwagonda2018-11-07 00:24:47

😃 Instant mood boost!

Jabir2018-11-04 04:21:47

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Fatuma2018-10-23 04:16:43

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Amina2018-10-20 20:41:39

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Patrick Mutua2018-10-15 05:14:22

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Betty Cheruiyot2018-10-03 13:50:05

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Alice Jebet2018-09-28 14:32:20

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Maida2018-09-24 14:12:37

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

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