What did the baker say to his wife?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Edith Cherotich2019-03-15 03:40:59
Iโ€™m not arguing, Iโ€™m just explaining why Iโ€™m right. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Michael Onyango2019-03-11 19:57:22
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโ€™m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ›Œ
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Esther Cheruiyot2019-03-05 04:23:07
Why donโ€™t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโ€™re so good at it! ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒณ
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Rose Mwinuka2019-03-03 17:12:11
Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŽง
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Elizabeth Mtei2019-02-24 11:00:12
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜ด
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Stephen Malecela2019-02-23 16:02:00
Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅ‹
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Stephen Kangethe2019-02-22 23:54:55
Whatโ€™s a cowโ€™s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŽฅ
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Robert Okello2019-02-19 20:45:12
Why donโ€™t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐Ÿฆด๐ŸŽ‰
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Sarah Achieng2019-02-17 11:28:58
๐Ÿ˜„ Nailed it!
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Paul Ndomba2019-02-08 02:02:49
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒ™
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Baraka2019-02-07 19:27:11
This joke is too funny, Iโ€™m sharing it with everyone! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Bahati2019-01-11 13:25:45
You know youโ€™re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Diana Mallya2019-01-10 14:09:03
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ
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George Wanjala2019-01-09 12:24:17
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Patrick Akech2019-01-04 15:31:26
Classic! Iโ€™m still laughing! ๐Ÿ˜„
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Andrew Odhiambo2018-12-29 03:01:51
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ฌ
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Amir2018-12-25 21:09:57
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ
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James Kawawa2018-12-19 08:53:10
Iโ€™m not clumsy. Itโ€™s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
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Joseph Njoroge2018-12-05 23:11:19
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜‚
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David Sokoine2018-12-01 05:54:20
๐Ÿ˜… I had to share this with everyone!