Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐢⏰

Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. πŸ€­πŸ˜„

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Carol Nyakio2019-08-22 15:38:14
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. πŸ˜…πŸ–οΈ
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Mariam Hassan2019-08-19 05:01:54
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! πŸš¦πŸš—
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Juma2019-08-17 16:22:43
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! πŸ¨πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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Wande2019-08-01 11:46:38
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. πŸ•πŸ€€
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Saidi2019-07-27 19:02:11
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! πŸŽ‰
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Jacob Kiplangat2019-07-24 13:19:24
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! πŸ¨πŸŽ“
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Rose Mwinuka2019-07-21 23:49:24
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. πŸ§ΉπŸ›Œ
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Mwalimu2019-07-19 17:19:30
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πŸŸπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ
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Samson Tibaijuka2019-07-07 10:17:15
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. πŸžπŸ˜‚
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Husna2019-07-06 22:01:00
πŸ˜„ This is pure brilliance!
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Baridi2019-07-02 04:28:48
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. πŸ€’πŸ€”
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Salma2019-07-02 03:53:52
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! πŸ‘πŸ¦˜
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Carol Nyakio2019-06-30 19:57:46
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Asha2019-06-29 08:48:22
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. πŸ˜‚β³
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Ann Wambui2019-06-25 02:28:47
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. πŸš—πŸ’΅
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Paul Ndomba2019-06-23 17:44:55
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. πŸ”πŸ΄
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Bahati2019-06-12 07:35:26
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Yahya2019-06-10 11:16:09
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πŸΈπŸš—
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Jamila2019-06-10 00:26:44
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! πŸ˜‚
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Rose Kiwanga2019-05-30 17:41:42
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πŸ’ΈπŸ˜†