Why did the elephant cross the road?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:00πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! πŸ˜πŸš¦πŸ”

Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜„

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Patrick Mutua2019-12-02 10:49:09
πŸ˜‚ Can't stop laughing!
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Henry Sokoine2019-11-26 13:29:12
πŸ˜„ I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Kiza2019-11-09 19:31:22
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πŸ•’βœˆοΈ
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Issack2019-11-05 19:21:23
Sometimes I drink waterβ€”just to surprise my liver. πŸ₯€πŸ˜‚
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Mwanais2019-11-05 13:02:11
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜†
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Safiya2019-11-03 03:11:06
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫πŸ’ͺ
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Mashaka2019-10-05 09:54:12
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! πŸ¦†πŸ’΅
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Elizabeth Mtei2019-10-03 00:27:24
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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David Musyoka2019-09-30 22:01:16
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Abubakari2019-09-18 16:16:21
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! πŸπŸ“š
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Lucy Kimotho2019-09-17 05:35:42
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πŸŸπŸ‘οΈ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2019-09-01 04:09:42
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! πŸ˜πŸ–±οΈ
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John Kamande2019-08-30 15:31:41
πŸ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mwanaidi2019-08-18 09:05:34
πŸ˜‚ Can’t wait to share this!
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Warda2019-08-18 08:59:42
πŸ˜… I’m still laughing!
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! πŸ‘»πŸš«
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Isaac Kiptoo2019-08-03 16:24:19
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. πŸ˜΄πŸ’€
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What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸŒΎ
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. πŸŒžπŸŒ™