What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:00πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! πŸ©³πŸ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! πŸ™ƒ

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Brian Karanja2019-08-20 23:50:24
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! πŸ•°οΈπŸ›‹οΈ
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Lucy Kimotho2019-08-20 03:01:28
πŸ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Simon Kiprono2019-08-18 13:03:28
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Sumaya2019-07-26 22:11:20
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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James Kimani2019-07-13 05:54:28
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! πŸ˜΄πŸ’”
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Catherine Mkumbo2019-07-12 15:32:35
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€”
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Janet Mbithe2019-07-10 21:15:19
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! πŸ•°οΈπŸΎ
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Alice Mrema2019-07-04 10:23:52
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ“
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Joseph Mallya2019-06-29 20:36:17
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπŸ™Œ
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Maulid2019-06-29 11:54:04
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ…
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Mary Sokoine2019-06-27 10:00:17
😁 This made my day!
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Safiya2019-06-27 02:16:34
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. πŸ°πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ
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Mwanaidha2019-06-25 19:52:04
πŸ˜‚ Can't stop laughing!
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Francis Mtangi2019-06-18 17:39:04
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. πŸ”₯πŸ˜…
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Umi2019-06-17 01:00:15
πŸ˜„ You got me good!
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Ruth Wanjiku2019-06-04 17:41:22
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Nancy Akumu2019-06-01 06:26:27
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜†
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Binti2019-05-30 21:04:44
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πŸͺ°πŸšΆβ€β™‚️
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Alice Jebet2019-05-19 16:01:49
πŸ˜‚ I need to save this one forever!
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Masika2019-05-18 02:23:05
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ₯ͺπŸ’‘