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What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:29💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What dies but never lives?
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What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

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Ruth Mtangi2019-06-29 16:40:22
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Salima2019-06-21 04:30:35
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Halimah2019-06-18 22:51:01
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴
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Diana Mallya2019-06-10 08:13:22
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mchawi2019-06-08 15:18:53
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Hellen Nduta2019-06-08 13:56:43
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️
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Mary Kendi2019-06-08 10:31:41
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Chiku2019-06-05 12:52:16
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Alice Wanjiru2019-05-16 22:02:33
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Janet Mwikali2019-05-13 07:23:21
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Rahim2019-05-11 07:19:27
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Rahim2019-05-08 07:57:40
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Furaha2019-05-01 12:56:19
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Majid2019-04-26 12:23:53
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Khamis2019-04-26 09:49:34
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️
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David Nyerere2019-04-19 12:38:00
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Thomas Mtaki2019-04-09 08:55:29
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Wilson Ombati2019-03-27 18:54:37
😅 I needed that!
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Majid2019-03-21 20:32:14
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Isaac Kiptoo2019-03-17 04:34:54
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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