What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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James Kawawa2019-08-27 08:27:37
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•
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Tabu2019-08-19 18:34:53
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? πŸ«β“
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Mhina2019-08-17 17:17:39
πŸ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Kazija2019-08-13 01:18:53
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🀯
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Wilson Ombati2019-08-11 22:48:19
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ€£πŸ“ž
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Anna Mchome2019-08-04 22:41:31
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’ͺ
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Jackson Makori2019-07-28 22:00:55
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? πŸ›ŒπŸ’€
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Wilson Ombati2019-07-27 08:38:03
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πŸ•βΈοΈ
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Halima2019-07-26 13:48:42
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ•ΆοΈ
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Ruth Wanjiku2019-07-23 13:27:49
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πŸΊπŸ˜‚
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Rukia2019-07-15 06:25:59
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πŸ’ΈπŸΉ
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Rose Amukowa2019-07-08 16:12:02
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! πŸŒπŸ€’
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Fikiri2019-07-03 00:03:41
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Biashara2019-06-28 17:40:58
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. πŸ§ΉπŸ›Œ
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Nancy Kawawa2019-06-28 02:46:00
🀣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Joy Wacera2019-06-15 12:42:49
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎢🎡
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Kenneth Murithi2019-06-13 13:31:41
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬…οΈπŸ’‘
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Dorothy Majaliwa2019-05-24 05:10:24
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. πŸΈπŸ˜‚
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Betty Cheruiyot2019-05-14 18:21:40
This one really got me, what a punchline! πŸ˜†
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Rashid2019-05-12 10:48:05
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πŸŸπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ