If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:15πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Answer: Tons of prime cuts! πŸ₯©πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚️

Explanation: Well, since the question is about a butcher, we can't possibly expect anything less than a hefty weight, right? With all that exposure to delicious cuts of meat, it's only natural that our friendly butcher weighs a ton of mouthwatering prime cuts! So, let's just say he's got a meaty physique and is definitely not missing any meals! πŸ–πŸ˜„

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Sekela2019-04-13 22:36:05
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πŸ’ΈπŸžοΈ
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Zuhura2019-04-13 05:37:04
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°πŸ’”
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Betty Kimaro2019-04-11 01:50:23
🀣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Rose Waithera2019-04-01 10:59:43
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. πŸ’»πŸ›‹οΈ
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘πŸ₯”
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Francis Mtangi2019-03-27 22:29:55
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' πŸ¬πŸ˜…
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Jane Malecela2019-03-02 11:40:48
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ
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I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. πŸ•πŸ€€
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Halima2019-02-28 03:31:42
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. πŸ€”πŸ’¬
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Ann Wambui2019-02-26 15:18:50
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! πŸ‘–πŸš¨
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I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎀🎢
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Moses Mwita2019-02-16 22:42:07
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! πŸŸπŸ˜‚
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. β³πŸ™ƒ
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Mwajuma2019-02-12 21:36:54
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. πŸ“žπŸ˜Ž
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My brain has too many tabs open. πŸ’»πŸ§ 
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. πŸ’‘πŸ€£
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Betty Akinyi2019-01-23 05:26:31
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. πŸ›οΈπŸ˜΄
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