Why do eggs hate jokes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! πŸ₯šπŸ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! πŸ₯šπŸ˜„

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Benjamin Kibicho2019-11-17 21:50:22
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! πŸ’‘πŸ’”
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Joseph Mallya2019-11-15 17:43:37
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. πŸ«πŸ˜‚
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Lydia Wanyama2019-11-15 16:42:47
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🀣
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Raha2019-11-03 20:36:38
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ₯¬
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Nancy Kabura2019-11-01 20:49:36
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. πŸ•πŸ’΅
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Paul Kamau2019-11-01 07:40:56
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! πŸ‚πŸ’€
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Anna Sumari2019-10-25 16:05:41
I can’t believe how funny this is! πŸ˜‚
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Lydia Mahiga2019-10-24 01:56:01
🀣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Chris Okello2019-10-21 15:25:03
πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!
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Khadija2019-10-16 15:03:12
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. πŸ˜…πŸ–οΈ
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Simon Kiprono2019-10-13 19:13:57
🀣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Alice Mwikali2019-10-02 03:39:31
The best part of going to work is coming back home. πŸ‘πŸ’Ό
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Francis Njeru2019-09-26 01:26:02
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πŸ“ΊπŸ”‹
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Irene Makena2019-09-18 01:18:21
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“œ
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Baridi2019-09-13 21:45:36
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ•ΆοΈ
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Asha2019-09-13 06:40:20
I run like the winded. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨
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Mary Kidata2019-08-19 18:38:26
πŸ˜† That punchline!
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Mwafirika2019-08-19 15:30:36
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! βœˆοΈπŸ“±
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Joseph Mallya2019-08-18 00:43:33
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Joseph Njoroge2019-08-10 12:20:18
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! πŸ§ΉπŸŽ‰