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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:02💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐶⏰

Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. 🤭😄

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Sumaya2019-12-15 03:52:40

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Betty Kimaro2019-12-15 01:07:31

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mwakisu2019-12-14 08:55:03

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Stephen Malecela2019-12-12 05:27:03

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Fadhili2019-11-23 15:42:11

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Faiza2019-11-20 12:05:58

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Wilson Ombati2019-11-14 07:27:20

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Daudi2019-11-12 18:38:43

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Issack2019-11-01 23:00:11

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Ndoto2019-11-01 04:03:34

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Josephine Nduta2019-10-30 18:04:28

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Issa2019-10-21 19:23:37

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Mary Mrope2019-10-19 04:12:21

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Fikiri2019-10-16 12:51:17

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Elijah Mutua2019-10-08 19:13:56

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Nancy Kabura2019-10-07 20:54:56

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Biashara2019-09-11 11:34:06

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Janet Mbithe2019-09-05 02:50:04

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Janet Mbithe2019-09-02 01:25:02

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Amina2019-08-27 05:34:23

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

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