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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Esther Nyambura2020-02-10 06:58:08
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Zulekha2020-02-08 02:09:17
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Mwanaidi2020-01-26 08:57:16
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Lydia Wanyama2020-01-21 19:37:10
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️
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Mwajuma2020-01-13 04:26:44
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Ibrahim2019-12-30 18:33:12
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Mwanais2019-12-25 18:19:20
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Zubeida2019-12-18 03:58:10
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣
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Khatib2019-12-17 00:54:22
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Grace Njuguna2019-12-13 11:47:51
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Lydia Mahiga2019-11-26 19:27:22
😁 This is gold!
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John Malisa2019-11-26 14:04:02
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Ahmed2019-11-26 11:33:30
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Kahina2019-11-22 20:02:10
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Shabani2019-11-01 03:01:49
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Edward Lowassa2019-10-27 11:22:00
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Stephen Malecela2019-10-23 14:26:09
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mary Njeri2019-10-20 15:54:55
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Kassim2019-10-18 11:32:23
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Joy Wacera2019-10-18 10:24:49
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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