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Why can’t skeletons play music?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:06💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! 🎵😂

Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! 🎸🥁🎤

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Bakari2019-11-15 23:15:01

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Faith Kariuki2019-11-13 03:36:12

😆 This one really got me!

Frank Sokoine2019-11-02 10:02:55

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Jane Malecela2019-10-29 07:10:14

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Joyce Aoko2019-10-26 08:01:09

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Sultan2019-10-16 02:37:50

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Raha2019-09-21 14:47:34

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Arifa2019-09-21 05:18:58

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Charles Mchome2019-09-14 08:47:46

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Rose Lowassa2019-09-08 11:01:26

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Sarah Mbise2019-09-03 04:27:47

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

George Wanjala2019-08-24 04:13:30

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Charles Mchome2019-08-19 21:45:10

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Umi2019-08-16 20:48:35

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Miriam Mchome2019-08-16 19:07:27

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Francis Mrope2019-08-06 09:15:34

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Abubakari2019-07-29 05:34:51

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Diana Mumbua2019-07-27 20:00:25

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mwinyi2019-07-22 02:50:11

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Mariam Hassan2019-07-19 10:33:00

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

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