Where do polar bears vote?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:12πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Polar "Bear"ctica! β„οΈπŸ»

Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! πŸ—³οΈπŸ˜„

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Shani2019-10-07 08:31:21
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πŸŸπŸ‘οΈ
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Thomas Mtaki2019-10-04 19:44:42
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Patrick Akech2019-10-02 14:36:43
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! πŸ¦΄πŸ˜‚
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Peter Tibaijuka2019-09-20 15:30:38
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€­
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπŸ™Œ
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Mohamed2019-09-11 11:46:36
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πŸͺ°πŸšΆβ€β™‚️
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Monica Adhiambo2019-08-30 11:17:58
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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Baraka2019-08-28 22:20:50
πŸ˜† Saving this one!
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Irene Makena2019-08-24 13:51:20
πŸ˜‚ I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Fatuma2019-08-11 19:58:00
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Alice Mwikali2019-08-06 11:28:57
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! πŸ”πŸ₯
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Lydia Mutheu2019-08-01 03:28:34
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. πŸ’„πŸ˜œ
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Patrick Mutua2019-07-27 05:24:05
πŸ˜† That punchline!
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Stephen Amollo2019-07-20 09:39:39
🀣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Andrew Mchome2019-07-15 09:36:27
I like long walksβ€”especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‹
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Mzee2019-07-05 13:26:03
This joke is going straight to my favorites! πŸ˜‚